Category: Melbourne

A Blethyn In Disguise

To my knowledge, Essendon’s Geoff Blethyn is the only person to have ever played senior level VFL /AFL footy wearing spectacles.* In 1972 the 21...

Hirdy Girdy Hugs Mug

AFL: Round 3, 2004 Some have described it as the best last quarter performance by any individual in footy history. 15 possessions and a match...

Inflated cowhide to Mother Earth

From about age 11 and all through my teenage years I engaged in my hometown (Melbourne) religion and played footy every Saturday afternoon. The top...

No Men Poodles or Milksops

THE FOOTBALL JUBILEE: HOW THE GAME STARTED By OBSERVER   Exactly fifty years after Mr. Harrison and his cousin discussed the founding of a new game,...

Kicking Behinds

LEAGUE FOOTBALL    By F. Keith Manzie Good old Geelong. At last they’ve done it. They have won a semi-final for the first time in their career. Having...

Glowing Demon

It was my 63rd birthday recently. The following article appeared in Melbourne’s Argus newspaper on the day I was born in 1952. When do we see...

The Dunny

  Growing up in the unsewered Melbourne suburbs of Bentleigh and later Moorabbin in the 1950s, I became accustomed to the delights of the outside...

Moomba

I’m in deep culturo-anthropo-Melbo shock!! As a kid I attended a couple of Moomba parades circa 1958-59 and in my ignorance I believed Moomba MUST...